June 29, 2009 -

My assistant is selfishly thinking only of herself and starting a new job, leaving me to fend for myself during the longs days of summer. How will she find time to plan my birthday party if she's working? Who will remind my fans that my birthday is on SUNDAY, JULY 26? Who will take my new pictures?

I sit alone and cry.

June 13, 2009 -

I was going to film my new performance piece today but I started watching the old Blondie movie series on DVD and had an epiphany!

The collectable lunch box they came in is perfect for my sweaters!

So instead of rehearsing and filming, I have been sorting and packing my sweaters.

June 10, 2009 -

It's only 45 days and some odd hours until my birthday! I can't wait until I open all my gifts and cards and read all the email greetings!

I read that my idol generously offered an Armani tie for a charity auction. Wouldn't that make a lovely gift for "someone"?

We share a birthday. Just one of the many parallels in our lives. He probably thanks his lucky stars that we share so much of ourselves. It's just too bad that he is so envious of my furriness and my astonishing talent.

But I like him anyway.

My newest performance art piece will make it's world debut in a few days. I'm working out the kinks caused by my untalented cast.

It's a struggle every day just to get them to work together!

All I want to do is bring art to the masses of little people who have little in their lives to enjoy in this dark economic climate.

Is it so much to ask for just a little bit of cooperation??

I think not.

I've started a new calendar page. Check it out!

KevieBear