This is my girlfriend Penelope. I call her FfFi!

This was me at the Slurp-n-Slide several years ago.

I love riding on my scooter!

This was me at my old job.

This was me and my good friend Kev. You know him as Kevin Spacey. I call him Kev. My travelling companion er, what was her name again, accompanied me to the theatre.

This was from my hours working on Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign. I still heart Hillary!